Cheers to a woman who stays young! (Only because she lies about her age) Best wishes! Cheers to a woman who stays young! (Only because she lies about her age) Happy Birthday!.Looking at you, woman, reminds me of a simpler time.Happy Birthday, woman! Sometimes, I feel like you have been around, forever! (That’s because you have!).You are a woman whose very presence makes others happy! Thanks for reminding us that we’re not as old as you!.Today, girl, there are things to marvel at! Like the length of time that you have been here!.There is something that makes you stand out, woman! I know what it is: your age!.Here is to all the years that you have been alive, and the cake budget we cut down, just because candles cost a lot! Happy Birthday, woman!.Cheers to a woman who has dyed her hair so many times, she doesn’t remember what its original color is!.Girl, you look amazingly young for your age, but remember we went to school together.Mirror, mirror, on the wall, pay attention to the question and watch out what you are going to say about this glorious woman’s birthday!.Looking at you fills me with hope! A woman can live to be a hundred!.May your Birthday be filled with joy – and wine. Looking at you fills me with hope! A woman can live to be a hundred!
Friend, I hope that a million birthday wishes come true for you! It will match your age!.Happy Birthday to someone who is just getting old! Happy Birthday to someone who is getting more valuable and better with age! Oh wait–that’s wine.Friend, on this day of the year, many, many years ago, you were born! I guess that’s something!.Today, my friend, you have made me grateful for something…that I’m not the oldest person here!.
When I looked at the date, I realized that it was your birthday, friend! When I thought about the year in which you were born, I almost fainted! You don’t look a day over a hundred!.